Here are some photos of Lindsay Lohan and her “date” Charlie Sheen at last night’s premiere of Scary Movie 5 in LA. LL wore a little black dress that wasn’t awful and she let Charlie grope her on the red carpet (and probably off the carpet too). I didn’t want to scare it away, but I noticed something weird earlier this week in the video of Lindsay’s Letterman interview: does anyone else think she might have eased back on the lip injections to her upper lip? It doesn’t look so gross and puffy in these photos. But! I think she’s injecting more crap into the lower lip. Whatever.
Charlie and LL were always going to go to the premiere as “dates” – it was announced last week I think. I do find it funny that Lindsay was a cracked-out disaster while filming her part in Scary Movie 5 (I think she filmed for like three days or something), and now she’s rolling up to the premiere like she’s THE STAR. Like this is her big comeback role or something. Charlie was recently on The Tonight Show and he talked about what a disaster she was while filming Anger Management too – go here to read about that.
What else is there to say about Lohan at this point? We’ll less than a month away from her mandatory, court-ordered rehab but she’s still got time to go to Coachella. I’m sure we’ll be seeing lots of photos of her looking cracked-out at Coachella, but to be fair to her, everybody looks pretty crackie at Coachella.
We’ve also discovered where Lohan will be going to rehab – it’s a place called the Seafield Center in Westhampton. Yes, Lohan managed to get court-ordered rehab in the Hamptons. Over the summer months. I can’t. According to TMZ, Seafield is not a lockdown facility, but if Lohan walks out, her judge and the prosecutors will be notified. There are 24-hour guards and heavy surveillance – which should be good in case Lindsay literally tries to break her way out of rehab. What else? The rehab costs $4,025 a week, so her 90 day stay will cost $51,750. Oh, and she won’t be able to smoke, or use her cell phone. And she has to dress appropriately. Mark Heller (her dumb lawyer) claims that Seafield isn’t for sure, but I think TMZ is getting this straight from Lohan. Here’s one last fun fact: Michael Lohan went to the same rehab in 1989. He got sober for a hot minute and then went back to coke & booze party times.
Photos courtesy of FayesVision/WENN.com.