Lindsay Lohan & Charlie Sheen went to the ‘Scary Movie 5′ premiere together

Here are some photos of Lindsay Lohan and her “date” Charlie Sheen at last night’s premiere of Scary Movie 5 in LA. LL wore a little black dress that wasn’t awful and she let Charlie grope her on the red carpet (and probably off the carpet too). I didn’t want to scare it away, but I noticed something weird earlier this week in the video of Lindsay’s Letterman interview: does anyone else think she might have eased back on the lip injections to her upper lip? It doesn’t look so gross and puffy in these photos. But! I think she’s injecting more crap into the lower lip. Whatever.

Charlie and LL were always going to go to the premiere as “dates” – it was announced last week I think. I do find it funny that Lindsay was a cracked-out disaster while filming her part in Scary Movie 5 (I think she filmed for like three days or something), and now she’s rolling up to the premiere like she’s THE STAR. Like this is her big comeback role or something. Charlie was recently on The Tonight Show and he talked about what a disaster she was while filming Anger Management too – go here to read about that.

What else is there to say about Lohan at this point? We’ll less than a month away from her mandatory, court-ordered rehab but she’s still got time to go to Coachella. I’m sure we’ll be seeing lots of photos of her looking cracked-out at Coachella, but to be fair to her, everybody looks pretty crackie at Coachella.

We’ve also discovered where Lohan will be going to rehab – it’s a place called the Seafield Center in Westhampton. Yes, Lohan managed to get court-ordered rehab in the Hamptons. Over the summer months. I can’t. According to TMZ, Seafield is not a lockdown facility, but if Lohan walks out, her judge and the prosecutors will be notified. There are 24-hour guards and heavy surveillance – which should be good in case Lindsay literally tries to break her way out of rehab. What else? The rehab costs $4,025 a week, so her 90 day stay will cost $51,750. Oh, and she won’t be able to smoke, or use her cell phone. And she has to dress appropriately. Mark Heller (her dumb lawyer) claims that Seafield isn’t for sure, but I think TMZ is getting this straight from Lohan. Here’s one last fun fact: Michael Lohan went to the same rehab in 1989. He got sober for a hot minute and then went back to coke & booze party times.

Photos courtesy of FayesVision/

Angelina Jolie talks warzone rape at the G8 conference, hobnobs with diplomats

Yay! I’m deliriously happy that we finally got some photos of Angelina Jolie in Londonyesterday, at the G8 Summit. Angelina went to the G8 probably at the invitation of her new BFF, UK Foreign Secretary William Hague. Angie and Secretary Hague recently traveled to the Democratic Republic of Congo together (and Rwanda too) to raise awareness of warzone rape. They also spent time together last year working on the same issues and initiatives – rape, sexual abuse, women’s rights, etc. I think it’s a very smart collaboration for both of them.

Before he traveled to South Korea for an emergency diplomatic mission, our new Secretary of State John Kerry was also at the G8 conference and here’s a weird/funny shot of Secretary Kerry and Angelina looking at a spider or something. I think she’s like,“Dude, you kill it.” And he’s all, “Girl, you’re the Tomb Raider, you kill it.”

To get serious, Angelina is doing such wonderful work and she’s such a wonderful, well-spoken and effective advocate for her causes. I know that sounds so fan-girl-y, but seriously. I just watched the video of her speech, and I think she’s a better and more effective speaker than most professional politicians. Plus, she looks great in pearls.

PS… In the video, who is the dude standing behind Angie’s left side in the blue tie? He’s checking her out.


Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.