Kris Jenner’s ex left journals detailing how Kris abused Kim, left kids for days


It’s not surprising to hear that Kris Jenner is not the best mom. What is surprising to me is how sh*tty a mom she really was, if the handwritten journals from her deceased ex husband, attorney Robert Kardashian, are accurate. (And they probably are.) Robert Kardashian’s widow, Ellen, handed over (sold) her late husband’s diaries to In Touch Weekly, which has some of his more salacious claims for us. In the entries, Robert claims that Kris had an incident in which she was “kicking and beating Kim” and threatened to kill her! The time frame they give is 1989 and 1990, which would have made Kim just 9 or 10 years old! This story would be slightly more understandable if Kim was a teenager and was giving her mother hell or something, but she was just a little kid! That’s despicable. What’s more is that Kris would allegedly leave her then four kids for days. Her youngest at the time was Rob, who was just 2 or 3. I get that Kris’ kids were with their dad and that she probably had plenty of paid help, but still who does that? She supposedly didn’t even leave a number where her ex husband could reach her. Kris was too busy screwing that young guy she happily admitted cheating on her then-husband with. (Remember that? It was a whole plot point for her stupid memoir.) Here’s more:

In Touch has exclusively obtained the late Robert Kardashian’s handwritten journals from his widow, Ellen Kardashian. In the journal entries, dated throughout 1989 and 1990, Robert paints a heartbreaking childhood portrait of Kim, Kourtney and Khloé and a damning picture of mom Kris Jenner. “Kris was kicking and beating her and said she was going to kill [Kim]!” Robert claimed in his diary on Aug. 24, 1989. “Kim was hysterical.” That’s just one of the shocking incidents the lawyer, who died of esophageal cancer in 2003, recorded in his journal at the time his 12-year marriage to Kris was imploding.

Robert goes on to detail Kris’ alleged affair with younger soccer player Todd Waterman, claiming Kris left her kids — all under the age of 11— for days at a time. “She doesn’t leave a number in case of emergency. She doesn’t care!” he wrote on Dec. 15, 1989. “She left [the] kids and screwed all night!” Only 10 days after that entry, Robert chronicled that “Kris couldn’t get her act together” to spend Christmas with her children, “I was home alone with 4 kids.”

Robert’s widow, Ellen, confirms the authenticity of the journals, telling In Touch, “These are authentic handwritten journals I have shared, that my late husband Robert Kardashian so carefully wrote during 1989 and 1990 at a most trying and touching time of his life. They are my personal possessions and he left them to me on his passing.”

For more shocking allegations from Robert’s diaries and photos of his actual entries, pick up this week’s issue of In Touch, on newsstands now!

[From In Touch]

This reminds me that the guy Kris was cheating with, Todd Waterman, did an interview with In Touch last year in which he said that Kris ruined her daughters by being completely superficial and instilling those values in them. He also admitted that Kris was his sugar mama and that she paid for everything. (With her husband’s money.) So here we have two people who knew Kris back then who are claiming she was a lousy mother, as if we needed more evidence. Kris went on to of course have two more kids with her next and current husband, Bruce Jenner. All the more to pimp out once the time came for her hard-fought fame. I just hope that the abusive incident with little Kim was a one-off.



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Harry Styles was named the hottest man in music. Really. [A Socialite Life]
Leonardo DiCaprio gets his hiatus started right with models in Miami. [LaineyGossip]
Angelina Jolie might be pregnant. Here we go again! [Dlisted]
You think you’re cold? Here are 17 people who are even colder. [Buzzfeed]
Matt Damon goes head to head with arch enemy Jimmy Kimmel[Pop Sugar]
Dwayne Johnson‘s multiple cinematic personalities are giving me whiplash. [Pajiba]
You’ll never think about grilled cheese the same again after this story. [Gawker]
This most diabolical boy-band reunion tour may end the world. [Evil Beet]
Hailee Steinfeld really fugs it up in this outfit. Dreadful. [Go Fug Yourself]
Demi Moore & Harry Morton are still doing it. Gross. [Wonderwall]
Reese Witherspoon decided to really dress down in full-on sweats. [Celebslam]
Rosie O’Donnell‘s new baby, Dakota, is a real cutie pie. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Leslie Mann didn’t really enjoy jiggling Megan Fox‘s boobs. [Amy Grindhouse]
Octomom wants everyone to know she’s “open” to making more pr0n. [CDAN]
Karrueche Tran is begging for dates on Twitter. Girl, you can do better. [Bossip]
Lena Dunham is very disappointed that Rihanna is dating Chris Brown again. I’m surprised someone didn’t hand Lena $3.5 million for her very original, clever, and as-yet-unwritten thoughts on the matter. [IDLYITW]
Hilary Duff does nothing but walk around wearing tight pants anymore. [Popoholic]
Joanna Krupa wishes her fellow “housewives” would act more classy. [Reality Tea]




Jessica Simpson on conceiving her second child “it was like a one-night stand”



Yesterday Kaiser reported that Jessica Simpson had inexplicably signed a deal to star in a sitcom based on her life, on NBC of course, in which she would play herself and actors would play the parts of her husband fiance and family. It sounded like a terrible premise and a dumb twist on her reality show, in which we learned that she’s not the brightest bulb and that she shares way too much information about her bodily processes. (That was honestly the first time I’d ever heard the “dropping kids off at the pool” expression. Eww.) Jessica was on The Tonight Show this week to promote Fashion Star and she of course gave TMI about how her second, unexpected pregnancy came about. She did have some funny self-deprecating things to say about how much weight she gained in her first pregnancy, adding that she “had fun” at the time and realized later “that it wasn’t all water weight.” Anyway here’s some of what Jessica said. She also confirmed that she’s due “in the summer.” It’s going to be a summer of babies! Duchess Kate and Kim K are also due around that time.

On her last pregnancy
The last time I ate everything in sight. I was really happy to be pregnant and I just didn’t even step on the scale. I was the person who turned around and said, ‘Just don’t tell me, I’m having fun.’

I guess I just didn’t realize you could gain that much weight that quickly. I had fun doing it but once I had Maxwell I realized that it all wasn’t water weight and I had to really work hard. In four months I lost over 50 pounds.

On her favorite food
Everything. I didn’t really make any healthy good decisions.

On how Weight Watchers responded to her pregnancy
I think that they were as shocked as I was, because it was so soon and I was hitting all these goals and everybody was celebrating and it was like ‘ah, there she goes again’ But they were really supportive I mean, what can you do? I just said ‘Next time around, I’ll promise I’ll be healthier throughout this pregnancy.’

On how this pregnancy is going
I’ve been puking. I’ve been really, really sick so I can’t wait to actually be able to crave something like I did in my first pregnancy. I’m due in the summer so I still have a ways to go — hopefully I start feeling better.

On if she’ll get married soon
We’ve had two different wedding dates, but he keeps knocking me up. I’m doing it very backwards, I know! I’ll just keep my legs crossed this time.

On how she got pregnant again
I was extremely shocked. I was shocked because I was going through a lot of hormonal changes, trying to get back to the old, vibrant Jessica. And, you know, it was kind of like a one-night stand. And it happened, all over again!

[Quotes via NBC videoExtra and Access Hollywood]

Classic Jessica. The audience audibly groaned when she said “I’ve been puking.” It’s not a “one night stand” when it’s your husband or boyfriend and the guy lives with you, even if you haven’t had sex in a while. Semantics aside, this wasn’t a bad interview with Jessica and she came across as funny, albeit unable to censor herself. I just want to say – holy chi chis! (Credit: Michael K) Her boobs are huge and they’re pushed up into a shelf like Christina Hendricks’ rack. Here’s another screenshot I took. Also, her hair looks very wig-like.


As an aside, I just want to say NBC sucks for the way they treat their shows. They can hire Jessica Simpson for what will surely be a mediocre comedy but they can’t even be bothered to air the already-completed episodes of the amazing, critically acclaimed cult hit Community. NBC is excellent at getting quality shows, but they always screw it up somehow. I’m just waiting for the axe to fall on Parenthood, I love that show.


Lance Armstrong admits to taking testosterone, EPO & human growth hormone



I won’t get into the reasons why I missed seeing Oprah’s first part of her exclusive interview with Lance Armstrong last night. From what I can see… Lance came clean about everything, sort of. He nitpicked some of the details – like, he said he didn’t make his teammates dope (“I didn’t invent the culture, but I didn’t try to stop the culture”) – but Lance admitted to a slew of charges that have been leveled at him for years. He admitted to taking banned substances since the mid-1990s, he admitted to taking testosterone, EPO, human growth hormone. The scariest part is Oprah asked him a series of questions about whether he thought he was wrong to dope (at the time) and he said “No.” When she asked if he felt like he was cheating, he said “No … I viewed it as a level playing field.” Here are some video segments.


When asked about all of the times he blatantly lied and sued the hell out of people who told the truth about him, Lance said: “I view this situation as one big lie that I repeated a lot of times… I know the truth. The truth isn’t what was out there. The truth isn’t what I said. I’m a flawed character, as I well know… All the fault and all the blame here falls on me.” Lance also said he stopped doping in 2005 and that he competed in the Tours de France in 2009 & 2010 clean – convenient because 2005 was the cut-off point for possible perjury charges against Lance, although I think a clever prosecutor would be able to make a good case for “conspiracy to commit perjury” and “conspiracy to commit fraud” which might have a longer statute of limitations.

As for WHY Lance lied so much and so often, for years and years, Lance said: “It just gets going and I lost myself in all that.” He called it his “flaw.” He’s such an a—hole.

USADA chief Travis Tygart released a statement after the interview aired – “Tonight,Lance Armstrong finally acknowledged that his cycling career was built on a powerful combination of doping and deceit…. His admission that he doped throughout his career is a small step in the right direction. But if he is sincere in his desire to correct his past mistakes, he will testify under oath about the full extent of his doping activities.”

Go here to see one the coldest parts of the interview, in my opinion – Lance chuckling about how many people he sued when they told the truth about him.