Jennifer Aniston allegedly wrote Brad Pitt a note saying she “forgives” him

Jennifer Aniston is HAPPY. Doesn’t she look happy? Don’t you believe she’s happy? Don’t you believe that she never, ever thinks about Brad Pitt ever, or do you need her to mention his name in an interview and talk about how she’s over him? She’s HAPPY. And everything else to the contrary is just a coincidence, a dirty, homewrecking coincidence perpetuated by The Leg and Heidi Bivens. Anyway, in that vein, Star Maghas two stories about Jennifer and how happy she is. These are the tabloid equivalent of a forced smile, but whatever. I’ll take ‘em.

The first story is just a little blurb about Aniston being obsessed with 50 Shades of Grey (eh), and how she and Justin Theroux are “trying for a baby” by finding inspiration in that horrible book. A source says, “They’ve acted out some of the scenes. They’re at it like crazy, and she said they’ve been having wild fun with feathers and blindfolds and dirty talk.” I like to imagine that she makes him wear the feathers. And then there’s this:

Jennifer Aniston can’t stop beaming! She was grinning ear-to-ear on the set of We’re The Millers, and she was flashing a dazzling smile at Justin Theroux while on a romantic date at the Chateau Marmont a few weeks later. Of course, the reason for her through-the-roof mood elevation isn’t just because of her engagement to Justin – it’s also because she finally feels she’s over Brad Pitt,

“Jen still can’t believe such an amazing relationship has finally come her way,” says a friend. “She really wasn’t expecting to fall in love, and it took her by surprise.”

Jen has tried to forget Brad over the past seven years, but friends say their tumultuous relationship still weighed heavily on her… until recently.

“She used to think about Brad all the time,” the insider confirms. “But these days, he barely crosses her mind. It’s like, ever since she met Justin, she has really finally started to get over Brad and what happened in their marriage.”

Jen even wrote Brad a note, telling him she has forgiven him for the past and hopes they can be friends… she doesn’t hold any grudges against him and Angelina. She’s only looking forward to her future with Justin.”

Jennifer and Justin share “incredible physical chemistry” according to sources and “Jen’s been bragging about Justin’s impressive equipment and says he’s the most sensual, erotic man she’s ever dated. She says Justin is way better in bed than Brad!”

“Justin makes her feel special and treats her like a queen… she definitely wears the pants in the relationship, and Justin is happy to let her have her way. He does everything he can to keep her smiling. Jen always says how ‘authentic’ Justin is. She truly admires him.”

“Jen thinks Justin will be an amazing father. But she’s telling friends she wants them to get married before they start a family. It’s like she’s starting her life all over again with Justin. Jen has never been so happy!”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

Sigh… I remember tabloid stories about Aniston bragging that Vince Vaughn was better in bed than Brad. Then it was that rent-a-date model dude. And then some other guys, and then John Mayer. There were others. Each time she got a new boyfriend, magically a tabloid story would appear about how “hot” the sex was compared to boring old Brad. I mean, it’s an obvious coping mechanism if it wasn’t so petty and dumb, especially seven years out. But sure, happy, happy, happy. She’s never felt like this before. He treats her like a queen! She doesn’t even think about Brad anymore and that’s why she compares every man she’s with TO Brad! She even allegedly wrote Brad a note saying that she finally, seven years later, FORGIVES him. Star is making it like she’s Mother Teresa with tweaked nipples and a copy of 50 Shades. Ugh.

Will Kim Kardashian announce her engagement after her divorce comes through?

Here are some additional photos from the Angel Ball earlier this week – see, Kanye West does smile (occasionally!) when he’s with Kim Kardashian. PROOF. Do you want further proof that Kim and Kanye are FOR REAL? I can’t believe some of you can’t accept it. I believe Kanye and Kim are a more authentic (as in, “authentically together” or “a love match”) than Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. I know that’s a low bar to set, but I’m just sayin’. Kanye and Kim are really together. He doesn’t need to be with her – he wants to be with her.

Anyway, the proof! Well, as I mentioned in yesterday’s post, Kim has been wearing a huge diamond ring on her pinky finger ever since she and Kanye got back from Rome. He took her to Rome to celebrate her 32nd birthday (proof!), and maybe he proposed to her? Maybe. Probably? Could be.

ENGAGED! Kim Kardashian may not be legally divorced from Kim Humphries, but if her new 10 carat diamond ring is any indication, she’s ready to marry rapper boyfriend Kanye West! Kim was spotted shopping at Christian Louboutin on Oct. 24, wearing a HUGE diamond ring on her pinky finger — a gift allegedly given to her for her 32nd birthday on Oct. 21!

Kanye reportedly proposed to the reality star over the weekend, according to MediaTakeOut. Since Kim is not divorced from Kris yet, Kanye allegedly told Kim to wear the ring on her pinky finger until her divorce is finalized. Once her divorce IS finalized, Kanye will reportedly resize the ring to fit her correct finger.

An earlier report suggests that Kim and Kanye are planning a $20 million wedding that will include three dresses for Kim, a performance by Celine Dion or Beyonce, and a wedding planner that will cost $500,000!

[From Hollywood Life]

Yeah, I know that reports from Hollywood Life, Media Takeout and The Enquirer don’t amount to much, but even then… I wouldn’t be surprised if it was true. Speaking of, the Enquirer has a lengthy story about how Kim no longer wants to use a surrogate to have Kanye’s babies – she’s now prepared to let him get that ass pregnant. And apparently Kanye is into too, because he loves Kim’s thick figure, and he knows she’ll gain a lot of weight during a pregnancy, so he’s ALL ABOUT IT. The Enquirer is basically saying that Kim and Kanye are on the same page with an engagement, wedding, babies and everything, but they’re going to wait to announce everything until after Kim’s divorce is finally finalized. Proof!

By the way, this is my new favorite photo:

Justin Bieber signs on as adidas spokesperson with gold Bieb shoes: ridiculous?

As if he didn’t have enough money already, Justin Bieber just inked a two-year deal with adidas as both spokesperson and ambassador of these tacky gold shoes pictured in the above photo. Yes, these kicks are ridiculous, but I am genuinely wondering … are these girls’ adidas shoes? Because I cannot possibly imagine any boys wanting to look like Justin Bieber (even though I see plenty of them walking around in front my daughter’s school with their pants around their knees before hiking them up and heading into educationland — I think that’s more of a general trend than a Bieb emulation). Many girls, however, will want to buy Bieb shoes to be “closer” to their teen idol just like they bought over 1 million bottles of Bieb nail polish. Obviously, this adidas line will sell like unfortunate hotcakes:

adidas NEO Label has appointed global phenomenon and POP/R&B superstar Justin Bieber as its style icon.

As NEO’s new global style icon, Justin Bieber will inspire young consumers with the label’s stylish and fresh teen looks through a two-year partnership until end-2014. As well as sporting his favorite NEO looks, Justin will make appearances for the label in its major markets throughout 2013 and share its latest news and collectionsthrough his vast social media reach. He will front NEO’s seasonal campaigns under its “Live Your Style” positioning, with Spring/Summer 2013 to debut in February.

Talking about the news, Justin Bieber spoke of NEO, the newest addition to a brand he has always loved. “I found a real connection with NEO because it is about fashion, freedom and being true to who you are. With my new album, Believe, I am spreading the message of believing in yourself. The first step is showing who you are, and one of the great ways to showcase yourself is through fashion. For me style is an adventure, something to have fun with and NEO believes this too,” he said.

Hermann Deininger, Chief Marketing Officer adidas Brand, said Justin Bieber possesses an undeniable young, fun spirit and energy that embodies the adidas NEO Label. “Justin makes his mark in his own bold and expressive way through fashion, music and style. Justin will help us spread the spirit of NEO worldwide and showcase the brand’s sports and lifestyle inspired apparel and footwear silhouettes,” he added.

adidas NEO Label is one of the proud sponsors of Justin Bieber’s “Believe” world tour 2012/2013.

[From Marketwire]

Oh, the classic “believe in yourself” and “being true to yourself” inspirational lines. How original of Bieber’s spokespeople to write that line for him. I hope not all the shoes are painted gold because that seriously looks tacky, and it seems a bit squicky for adidas to hire Biebs when the company’s unofficial tagline is “All day I dream about sportssex” (although officially, that’s not the case). Anything that even vaguely associates Bieber with sex is really disgusting in my book.

Here’s some photos of the Bieb live at MGM Grand in Vegas on 9/12. He’s such a soulful lipsyncher.

The Kardashians have been in Miami for about a month filming one of their reality show seasons. Don’t ask – I don’t know the specifics. All I know is that Khloe, Kim and Kourtney have been in Miami, and the Miami paparazzi have been having a field day getting candid shots of them around town. Khloe has been seen frequently – but there are no photos of Lamar Odom, her husband of three years. Since I don’t know anything about sports, I assumed that Lamar was and is in LA, doing something something basketball something LA Clippers, maybe? But according to the ‘bloids, Khloe and Lamar are in ruins. Star Mag claims that Lamar is pissed about Khloe’s new gig hosting The X Factor, and he’s already consulted a divorce lawyer:

Lamar Odom reportedly met with a divorce attorney because he wants to end his three-year-marriage to Khloe Kardashian.

The source claims that Lamar met with a divorce lawyer: “He wants to be sure he’s protected because he knows the Kardashians will try to fight for a chunk of his fortune. He’d rather just serve her with papers and be done. As opposed to telling her the truth and having her freak out.”

Lamar is reportedly tired of Khloe always filming her fertility struggles on the show too.

“Lamar would love to have more kids,” the source says. “He’s just not sure he wants them with Khloe.”

A source claims Lamar yelled “you can’t give me kids — I’m out!” at Khloe before “storming out” of their house and heading to Vegas.

If they did get divorced, he’s worth a reported $56 million and she has netted $11 million in the past year, so that’s where the $67 million figure comes from.

[From Star Mag via Hollywood Life & Jezebel]

For whatever it’s worth, I do think Khloe and Lamar really love each other, and while Khloe’s professional famewhoring career isn’t Lamar’s cup of tea, I’m guessing that he plays along because he knows he’s not going to be a professional athlete for much longer. “Reality stardom” is his backup plan, his second career. Hollywood Life also spoke to one of Khloe’s friends about the Star story, and this friend refutes it:

“It’s so not true what they’re saying,” Khloe’s close friend EXCLUSIVELY tells HollywoodLife.com about Star magazine’s cover story claiming the two are on the brink of divorce. “It’s completely bogus! She seriously couldn’t be happier. She and Lamar are totally fine.”

Our source goes on to reveal that “Khloe never reads those magazines and this new cover story is completely bogus. They live together happily. Despite what people may think, Lamar and Khlo live private lives. They do reality shows and things like that but once the cameras are off, they’re very private. They really don’t have many people, other than their families, in their lives. They are fine and are 100-percent not divorcing.”

“Look, she gets it. People are going to write whatever they want to about them and that’s fine,” a source reveals. “But she’s so content and so happy with her life and her marriage. She puts her life on reality TV and is honest with who she is but some people will try to judge you her at every turn. It’s not right, but she gets it.”

[From Hollywood Life]

Blah. So it’s not true. Right now. What’s going on with Khloe’s fertility though? My mom (who watches the shows without apologies) says that Khloe hasn’t been ovulating, and that’s why she wasn’t having any luck? So, is she going to be doing something about that? Or do we have to wait until next season to find out?