The Situation
 must be going through an identity crisis in rehab — because TMZ has learned, the treatment facility BANS excess skin exposure … including abs … as well as douchebag clothing.

TMZ obtained a copy of the “wardrobe guidelines” from Cirque Lodge in Utah — where Sitch is currently undergoing treatment for substance abuse — and according to the doc, Cirque bans muscle shirts, sleeveless tops, ripped jeans, hats, sunglasses, and all clothing with obscene language.

In other words — 99.999% of Situation’s clothing collection.

The guidelines also specify “no abdominal exposure” — a rule intended for the female population — but given the guy’s claim to fame … it clearly also applies to Mr. Sitch.

According to the rules, Situation also must avoid accidental thong exposure — but let’s cut the guy some slack …


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